OK, I do realize, this is probably The. Creepiest. Post. Ever.
But, I walk past this mannequin every morning on my way to work. And every morning, I think, dang, she's really good looking... will this be the best looking woman I see all day?
Alas, she's been up for nearly a month. I know that one day, she will be replaced with a younger model.
Or, God forbid, I will come upon this window and she will be sharing it with a perfectly sculpted, Prada-wearing man. Should this day come to pass, my only consolation is knowing that, where he has a plastic bulge... I have an actual penis.
You should offer to buy her before the Prada guy shows up: Seno and the Real Girl. Kenwyn and I would love to meet her.
Posted by: Stotland | 12/20/2010 at 05:29 AM